Day with Avi part Three

I should pick up chicks in the Rhino hat.

The handy work of Amith:

Silly drawings of jesus nailed to the cross never fail to put a smile on my face.

Day with Avi part Two

Avi's opinion of nature:

Mah nah nah:

I apparently have a thing for sticking my tongue out in picutres now. Greatttt.

Day with Avi part One

A note from Amy Rose, Esq.

Dear Bluggah,
This is a pretend patty bluggah-doer, but I will not reveal my identity just yet. Your so-called faithful ruler Twicie is wearing a rhino. On her g-d head. I know, right, what a loser, I bet she plays guitar hero on thanksgiving or I better get moving because patty thinks I have typed nine pages already so I must type nine pages!!! I can do this yes I can. So let’s talk about gossip girl, omg, Blair and Serena are such frenemies and Chuck is kind of creepy and he is serena’s like brotherish thing. Okay now let’s talk about the L-word which is porn. You know what I mean by that? I mean it is dirty dirty internet pornz. Richard watches it in his free time. So does Mandy the hottie. Let’s talk about candles now, shall we? Some people enjoy to smell their beautiful melodious nostril scents, while others prefer to create their own scent of burning hair from the candle. Me, I am one of the former. Patty Twicie Patif Mouse Fluffy is one of the latter, who prefers her hair to smell of fumes and death instead of posies and daffodilz. The blue haired woman is the most beautiful of all the haired women. Finest and food pecialties says the cup. Sayeth the cup. Some people laff through their noses, sounding something like this mmhmhmhmhm. Some people laff through their teeth goodness sakes, hissing and fizzing like snakes sssssssss. Sometimes I let go with a ho HO ho ho. Some only go……..BAH!!! It’s that DAMN COLD NIGHT trying ta figure outttt thissss life. …. . . . won’t you …. . . TAKE ME BY THE HAND TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NEW, I don’t know who you are but IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi I need you. I’m with you ohhhhhhhh oh. OH avril what has happened to you. Oh mah gawd I just realized patty teef’s word document has red menus. That’s fucking SIQ yo. Someone today told me to “stay jersey”. What the bloody hell does that even mean????????!!!?!?!?!?!? We walked to the tippy top of shahomia mountain today because we had the desire to be shimmied upon by dogs. That’s so not the word I want but it just came out of my fingers, I don’t know!!! LBAAAAAAAAAA

NYC Trip 11/13

Why must I always fold my hands? I'm not trying to be proper it's just a friggin habit!


Apparently taking my glasses off makes me look slightly drunk. Great.

NYC Trip 11/13

Nondescript picture of the Brooklyn bridge.


Random ship at night.

View from the restaurant we had dinner at.

NYC Trip 11/13

Everyone knows I have a thing for ferry boats.

I wish my love of ferry boats would win me a hottie. If she looked like Ellen Pompeo that would be fine with me.

Random ship near Pier 17.

NY Trip 11/13

So Captain and I went to see the BODIES exhibition in NYC. He took a picture of me high-fiving one of the cadavers but alas the *~authorities~* made him delete his pictures. Damn. So we didn't take this picture, but these full body dissections are basically the coolest part. It was amazing to see. I don't know how you can see this exhibit and not believe in a higher power of some kind.


But first President Bush was in New York for some photo op or something so the ferrys weren't going to the seaport for three hours. To fill the time we dicked around in IKEA and the mega Toys R Us.

I love the So.

So very true

I'm ready this time. I promise.