Technicolor Hands: Lumpie Insanity Part 1

About Pat Kelley

I love snow, wading in the ocean, ferryboats, bright colors, RENT, good music, dirty jokes, witty banter, juggling, fireplaces, magic, metaphors, being gay, bridges, gateways, docks, long drives, sweatshirts, Christmas Eve, seeing two girls kiss, my truck, hot tea, iced tea, all tea except green tea and that earl grey shit, water parks, drinking with friends, giving gifts, rodents, cemeteries, creepy basements, anything macabre, writing, reading, boating, making people laugh, organizing shit, finding typos in published works, pools, Halloween, timepieces, food, stand-up comedy, short stories of any kind, Pixar, watching movies, butch women, femmes, cross dressers, cross dressing, looking at the stars, rain, swearing, tattoos, office supplies, girls who wear glasses, almost all kinds of girls, scarves, winter hats, board games, heights, words, and seeing my breath in the cold.

My fictional heroes include Felice Schragenheim, Idgie Threadgoode, Valerie, Pauline Oster, and Katina Choovanski. My heroes in real life are my two best friends.

Some people don't believe me, but one day I will live in Massachusetts, smoke, drive a jeep, earn my keep as a writer, and have really, really short hair.

Technicolor Hands

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Lumpie Insanity Part 1

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